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'Um...Danae? Does your father know your horse stays on the bed with you?'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'Great teamwork Joey!'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

Ugly sisters from Cinderella fighting

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"Mom?!"

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

"We've found your birth mother."

Mr. Dombey introduces his daughter Florence

"It's your mother calling."

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

'Mom & her new husband' and 'Pop & his live-in girlfriend'.

'Will you marry us?'

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"