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"Good shootin', son. I'm pretty sure that was a squirrel."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

A child interrupting family prayers

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I mean...'

D.I.Y with dad.

Toothbrush Romance

'Are we there yet?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'