Bond Fan Mugs

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'More bubbles!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Holiday Travel.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

News Wear World

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'I'm so lonesome...'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'