Bond Fan Mugs

"I said the name's Bond, James Bond..."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'We're hoping to go back to the James Bond of the novels, so we're looking for a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'More bubbles!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

EU

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

Holiday Travel.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

News Wear World

"I Win!!!"

"Date night again already?"

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."