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"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Good game."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Zeus's Caddy

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Playing pig

Why moms make bad refs.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

I love Basketball.

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'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball.

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Kobe Bryant

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

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'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Game In A Can.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'