Bollywood Aficionado Prints

Hooray for Bollywood!

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Hugh fans!"

"Scuba cow"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"I said slime."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'