Bold Cinephile Gifts

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What's an Imax cave?

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Daniel Craig caricature

Marcello Mastroianni.

Jennifer Aniston

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen