Bold And Direct Mugs

'Tell me about the birds, Forget about the bees,'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Too bright."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Dolores is so avant garde.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

Shouting

Fortune Favours the Brave

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Arrogant OAP.

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I move to have all charges, against my client, dismissed. he's paying me handsomely to defend him and he expects me to make a bold move like that.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

Hairdressing for Bald People

Ask me about my thick neck.

Woman trying to leap over a cliff.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"You couldn't just be a whistleblower, could you?"

You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.

And you call yourself a scalper.

'He's always been a bit of a show-off!'

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."

Barber shaves a customer's head.

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'