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"I can't believe I have my very own airbrush! As an artist, I will paint the truth without fear of retribution or damage to my career."

Monkey-artist

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Artistic License

Painter's muse

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

'Kip paints caves.'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'You really do need new glasses!'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

The Police Artist.

Artist

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

"You bought an airbrush?"

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

Glut of artists.

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

Art Perks...

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Artist and stumps

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. II - Artists being critical of each other's work

A man brushing teeth which are growing instead of hair on his head

Paintings, paintings critiqued.

Ha!...I was right! He wasn't taking a nap, he was in the shower!

Salesman wearing suit of armour to protect himself against dog.

Knight painting with plume from helmet.

Artists paints a brick wall which then falls on him.