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'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

The Art Student.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Monkey-artist

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'Are you done yet?'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Artistic License

Two New Paintbrushes

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

I'm color blind, please help.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

Henri Matisse

Jackson Pollock.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

The Cartoonist's armoury

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Less panting, and more painting!"

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'I didn't get a grant.'