Bogeyman Enthusiasts Prints

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Midterm election s results

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Geekasaurus.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

"I hate when this happens."

Boomerang fetching

Trick or treat surprise.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Developing the boomerang.

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'

'So you're back.'