Bogeyman Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Procrastinators Incorporated

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Midterm election s results

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Geekasaurus.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"I hate when this happens."

"That's what we look like naked??"

Boomerang fetching

Trick or treat surprise.

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Developing the boomerang.

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'