Bodybuilding Buddies Pillows

'Keep fit.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."