Body Language Devotee Mugs

"Haskins may have winked and I may have nodded, But nobody winked and nodded."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'What a control freak!'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Non-verbal Management Skills.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Body Language - Hiss!

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

'Shakin' bacon.'

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .