Body Language Buffs Mugs

Man reading book on body language hisses at a woman.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

Cat Burglar

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Roget's Pet

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

No New Grammer Schools

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Literary rain

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"