Body Grooming Prints

'I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Haircuts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dogs shaving

"Be creative...!"

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.