Beauty And Grooming Prints

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Haircuts

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Bathing the dog

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dogs shaving

"Be creative...!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'