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'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man fishing with large bait

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"Your bone."

Information...

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

Destiny is all...

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'How many times have I told you to not eat junk food?'

'I need a vacation after that fishing trip!'

'Get your hands off my husband.'

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

Liar's Club fish