Boardwalk Enthusiast Pillows

Bet and Breakfast.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'No surf?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."