Boardwalk Enthusiast Mugs

Bet and Breakfast.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Beach Barbecue

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'No surf?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."