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"I have to take three a day - they curb my appetite for gobbling up companies."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'At that point the meeting became chaotic, as everyone's medication seemed to wear off at the same time.'

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Does anyone have a question?'

Butterfly Sales

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Reluctant Directorship.

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"