Boardroom Drama Lover Pillows

'I'm sorry, Fergie, but right now I'm feelin' envy and a whole lot of anger.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Let's kick off this Human Resource action with a game of Musical Chairs."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Businessman at the deep end.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"I'd like you to fly the flag for the company Benson, albeit at half mast..."

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"NAY!!"

"Let's identify our weaknesses... and don't look at me when you talk."

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"That's settled, then. We'll lower our standards to meet the competition."

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

'At our last meeting we decided to go for broke. Well, mission accomplished.'

'When are you going to show some INITIATIVE, Findley?', 'When you TELL me to, sir!'

"I like our inbred isolated corporate culture. It's cozy.'

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'