Boarding Pro T-Shirts

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Tee for Two!

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Cheese Plaiters.

Golf

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

Okay, now we've got a quorum!