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Surf lift.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Cannonball!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Bee Chess

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Caber

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

David and Goliath.

'No surf?'

A Stampedalo.