Board Games Pillows

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'You're not taking this seriously, are you?

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

"But I've never made any real money. . ."

The Queen's Operation

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

Gentrifiers of Catan

'Don't worry if you don't know the rules -- we're making it up as we go along ...'

'Hey... lets calm down. I think we are all just trying to say the same thing.'

"I call it The Blame Game."

"I can't go"

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'Cheetah!'

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

"It guessed your PIN number and cleaned out your bank account. Your move."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

Substitute Chairman

Fun in bedroom - Scrabble.

Moving as a board game.

'Pst Ned! You're losing 'em.'

'You sacrificed your bishop? and you call my video games violent?!'

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

Canadian Chess

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

Hey What you trying pull That not a word yet

'He's not all that smart. I beat him most of the time.'

The Farm Game

"That's your best advice? Play nice!"

'Think about it Santoso, if we can just get them to breed, we can play Tic-Tac-Toe all day long!'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'If you say 'your moove' one more time, I'm taking my chess set and going.'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'