Bmx Lovers Pillows

'Pfff. Amateurs.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Cheesie Rider

Cat and Dog Bike

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Baby in Bike Basket

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Bad Hare Day

Cyclist

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Man on motorbike.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

Sore Loser

Born to be Wild

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

'He loves hearing me scream.'

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"