Bmi Buster Pillows

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

North Pole

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The Expert

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Car Emissions

'Judge Mental.'

Oil Spill

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

Killing Santa

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

Human Tree

Monitoring the Air Quality

'Me…me…catch me!'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

Flowers of Pollution