Blunt Speaker Mugs

"I was wondering if I could have tomorrow off because you make me sick."

They hated me.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'And in conclusion.'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

Solitaire card shark.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

Justice for a heckler.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

'I'm all in.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Kid to class: 'I'll read my book report in a minute, but first, a word about our underpaid teachers ...'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

'Which one beats - a straight or a flush?'

Geography is still fascinating, thought Bob.

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

"What do four ones beat?"

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'