Blueprint Connoisseur Prints

'Hi, I'm a blueprint.'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Here's the parking lot."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

We're putting on a subtraction.

Bathroom Fairy

"He's an abstract artist."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Crane fishing

Man-made vs dog-made

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

"Who's the artist?"

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'