Blue Collar Mugs

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Time Out For Teddy

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

White Collar Crime.

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

Hellbillies.

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'Where are you going, I already locked out that pump.' - 'CARL'S on shift!'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'