Blooper Buff T-Shirts

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

The Garden

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

The Directors Gut.

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

Hip hop Santa.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Leonardo DiCaprio

"Honey, It's Steven and he's talking sequel!"

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

George Clooney.

"That film we were keen on two years ago is coming out."

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Florist

Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

Michael Crichton.

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Smart dog

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Your script is fresh, imaginative, innovative, and groundbreaking. Now all you need to do is tweak it into a version of a proven blockbuster or an old TV sitcom and we'd love to green-light it."

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

Cinemaplex

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Couple look at posters for Carbon Emission Impossible and Carbon Trading Places. Man says: 'Looks like Hollywood has spotted a bandwagon.'

'Buns, rockcakes and paperweights.'