Bloomsbury Buff Pillows

Clive Bell

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

New Resident of Downing Street

The Garden

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Hard Border

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"We could always plead guilty in a specific and limited way"

Plant Lady

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

Brexit Tortoise

Melanie Griffith

Hip hop Santa.

Lady Jane Grey

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

Cover story: Plant World.

Woody Allen

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Brexit

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

UK dissolution