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"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Champagne at the hunt

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

Designer

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Convergent Fauna

Death model.

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

Landscape with bootsale

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Amongst the Culturati II.

Community service paints Stonehenge grey.