Blooming Humorist T-Shirts

Hardy Annuals

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

Champagne at the hunt

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Designer

Convergent Fauna

J. J. Abrams

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"Sin tax? I love it."

Death model.

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"He only creates us because we are easy to draw!"

Community service paints Stonehenge grey.

Landscape with bootsale

Amongst the Culturati II.

"It's a lovely present, but when I said I liked Mona Lisa I was thinking of the record by Nat King Cole."