
Flower Arranger
Add a touch of floral flair to their home with pillows featuring playful designs perfect for the bloom guru. A cozy way to celebrate their love of all things blooming.
Flower Arranger
Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.
Allotment
Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.
'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'
Rose Garden
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'
"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."
Wordplay: Gastropod.
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
Labor Day Flowers
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Do you have anything bigger?
Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?
Tree Passion
'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!
The Garden
Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes
'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
"Bob! Your manure's here!"
Gardening#2
"Mulch madness"
i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
"I've seen a tulip before."
An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD
"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"
Positively Petersham
Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.
'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'
"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"
Explore our range of humorous and charming bloom guru mugs—perfect for gardeners who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Browse vibrant prints celebrating flowers and gardening—great for decorating the space of any dedicated bloom guru.
Check out our fun and stylish bloom guru t-shirts, designed for gardening lovers who want to wear their passion with pride.