Bloom Guru Mugs

Flower Arranger

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Labor Day Flowers

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Do you have anything bigger?

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Tree Passion

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The Garden

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

"Mulch madness"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Positively Petersham

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"