Blood Sugar Balancer Pillows

"Sorry! I was just feeling a bit hypoglycemic, and I forgot to bring a snack with me."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Ed's receding hairline!

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

The hour of justice

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'He has a learning disorder.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Tightrope Walker.

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'