Blood Pressure Warrior Prints

"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

Lumbar support animal

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

COVID Vaccine

AIDS prevention

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Free radicals.

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

Your blood sugar is off the charts."

"Too hard?"

Dedicated to the heroes behind the heroes.

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"...Under pressure?..gain instant relief with Doctor Bengts information overload adjuster...."

Stop Coronavirus

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

Clown with balloons to diabetic: 'Hey, could you take your shot over there?'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

Complaints: 'Yes?'

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

Zombie diabetes sites: When those dead spots on our body consume insulin like the ravenous undead.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.