Blood Pressure Buff Mugs

'In this case, a new high score is not a good thing.'

"Your blood pressure is two forty five...take your watch off!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

X-ray Psychology.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Battery Lighthouse

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Toy Store/Battery Store

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Zika Mosquitos

"It's a plant based solution."

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

World Battery Change

Gym. Stay young through diet and exercise. I find it much easier to just lie about my age.