Blood Pressure Awareness Advocate Prints

'I guess that's why it's good to avoid high blood pressure.'

YOLO vs YODO

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"I'm going to take your blood pressure, so try to relax and not think about what a high reading might mean for your chances of living a long, healthy life."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

AIDS prevention

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Radiant

Prostate Issues

Get your shot!

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.

Should have used a higher SPF...

'By the time we grow up we'll have complete equality with men...Ulcers, high blood pressure,heart attacks...'

Swimmer's ear: The silent plight of nature's most misunderstood beast.

Georgia opens restaurants. . .

Warning: If you're over 50 bring elbow to face... not face to elbow!"

"My husband is severely allergic to mushrooms."

Lyme's Disease Support Group