Blogger Bash Prints

'Hold on, Ma, he's posting.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Witches of Instagram

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"What made you start blogging about success?"

Creativity 2.0

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Influence this."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'How do I get people to visit my...'