Blogger Bash Prints

'Hold on, Ma, he's posting.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"What made you start blogging about success?"

"Influence this."

Witches of Instagram

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

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