Blogging Buddy Prints

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

Ruddy bloggers!

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"