Blog Having A Laugh Prints

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Snowprov

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

A baby in court

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Hypnotoon

"Would you describe the pain everyone else causes you as dull and throbbing or sharp like a knife?"

"You came up in therapy today."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Sat Nav: 'You will be sat down all day long...and all day tomorrow...and...'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

This Side Up.

Dogmaril...