Blockbuster Fan Mugs

Rialto: a brief respite between the summer deluge of bottom-feeder crap and the winter deluge of upscale crap

Popcorn.

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The Directors Gut.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

I want to be a lawn!

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

Best Special Effects Award

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'