Block Breaker Society T-Shirts

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Lego Haircut

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I'm still pre-literate."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."