Block Breaker Society Mugs

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Lego Haircut

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I'm still pre-literate."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Extra innings.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Pole Vault Rules

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."