Bling Lover Prints

"It's too much... but is it enough?"

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

The adoration of the gels.

"Whoa, this is awesome! A 10-inch, gold-plated chain grip steering wheel...with a gold 3-spoke design!"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Look - I'm sure this one won't slip down the plug hole.'

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

Chav a Merry Christmas

'I like the bling.'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Jewellers for the Rich and Famous

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Tired Barbie

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Wine Pyramid

'I wish I was creative'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Champagne

Distance to horizon varies.

Do you like my bling?

I think I have a gilt complex.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.