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'OK, take off the blindfolds. We're out of sight of the riding stable now.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

'You must be Olivia.'

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."