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'Yes, I know you sent me your photo before we met. But, I just assumed it was out of focus.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Tunnel of lurve

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"I knew I should've swiped left."

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'You must be Olivia.'

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

"Yes, when we chatted online you did tell me that you had a ponytail, but...

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"You had me at hell..."

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

Love from the Heart

"You'll like Dave, Carol...He's good looking, drives a BMW, and if things don't work out he makes enough money to pay a very generous alimony!"

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."