Blind Date Experience Prints

Blind date

"My blind date?! Oh, he was Arabian alright, but he was a camel..."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Tunnel of lurve

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

"So tell me again where you're from."

Are you sure that's not your age?

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'You must be Olivia.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose