Blind Date Enthusiasts Prints

Some blind dates work out just fine.

'You're a lot more attractive without glasses!'

'From this distance, she looks rather nice: You're safe to go on this blind date of yours...'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

Tunnel of lurve

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

"So tell me again where you're from."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Are you sure that's not your age?

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."