Blender Lover Pillows

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

The adoration of the gels.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Piano Keyboard

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

New music conference

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Stratigraphy

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

". . . Woke up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford prescription for anti-depressants!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Motor-blender.

Social Media Blues

Bangers and Mash

Cowpunk

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."