Blender Lover Pillows

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

The adoration of the gels.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Piano Keyboard

New music conference

Stratigraphy

B.B. King

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

". . . Woke up this mornin', and had the blues - couldn't afford prescription for anti-depressants!"

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Cowpunk

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'Would you like me to sing you the news?'

Bangers and Mash

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

Motor-blender.

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Social Media Blues